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  • Dark editorial text card reading 'How were the last two months and seven days?' — a Women's Day post by Merlyn Mathias at callmeunfiltered.comWomen’s Day Roast: Same Cigarette | Call Me Unfiltered
    In #Merlunfiltered - The Visual Mess, Bold Roast
  • Illustration of a tall man seated at a lounge table with a woman beside him, holding whiskey and concluding a conversation, while others socialize around them.Vertical Gap in Relationships: Height vs Depth
    In Bold Roast
  • Funny caricature showing a manipulator surrounded by flying monkeys and cronies laughing, while an empathic person sits overwhelmed, symbolising manipulation, smear campaigns and cheap humour at someone else’s expenseCronies Flying Monkeys Manipulation: The Playbook
    In #Merlunfiltered - The Visual Mess
  • Caricature of a chaotic Mangalore wedding baila with Western-dressed guests dancing wildly in a noisy church hall
    Mangii Gossip Diaries

    Mangalore Wedding Baila: Dearest Mangalore, Especially You, Church Hall

    January 12, 2026 /

    From my balcony in Mangalore, wedding baila thumps through the air, every toast, waltz, and forever looping like a badly mixed playlist I never asked for.

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  • #Merlunfiltered - The Visual Mess

    House Help Disaster: When Dusting Turns Into Chaos

    October 16, 2025 /

    I asked my house help to dust the ceiling fan—simple, right? Handed her a telescope duster, pointed to the sturdy balcony ladder, basically set her up for success. Enter BS (BhagyaShree). Instead of following instructions, she perched on a low IKEA stool…on top of the mattress…yanking fan blades like a personal resistance band. Now my once-beloved fan squeaks, threatens to go airborne, and crash-land on me at any moment. Creativity? Innovation? Or pure chaos? One thing is clear: BS indeed. Nothing remotely Bhagya or Shree. Just BS. If you’ve ever experienced house-help-induced disasters, you’ll nod along. And if you haven’t…consider yourself lucky.

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  • Woman with cigarette—contemplative, composed, unfiltered.
    Bold Roast,  Mangii Gossip Diaries

    Women of Grit Smoking Family Story: Beedis and Toothaches

    July 28, 2025 /

    In my family, outrage was selective, cigarettes were occasional, and hypocrisy smoked more than anyone admitted. Toothaches run deep—maybe even inherited.

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  • Sarcastic text about weekends and migraine burnout
    #Merlunfiltered - The Visual Mess,  Buffering Diaries,  Cuts and Cracks

    Migraine Burnout Is Real — And Self-Help Can Shove It

    July 28, 2025 /

    It’s the weekend. Apparently that means joy, brunch, and yoga for Instagram. For me? Migraine, sinus pressure, and unsolicited advice about ‘making the best of it.’ Spoiler: I didn’t. At this point, if life gives me lemons, I’m just going to lie down and let them hit me in the face. At least that might clear my sinuses.

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  • A woman stares wide-eyed at her laptop, ankle in a boot, in a home office. Caption: "So much for the ‘piece’ of ‘peace’ I typed a minute ago." A visual take on losing peace and finding sarcasm.
    #Merlunfiltered - The Visual Mess,  Buffering Diaries

    Losing Peace, Finding Sarcasm

    July 26, 2025 /

    Some rooms hold ambition. Mine just holds me, a laptop with a crooked leg, and rain that thinks it’s important.

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  • Cuts and Cracks

    Bubbly Regret: Served Cold, Crashing Fast

    July 10, 2025 /

    F*ck. Beer was a terrible idea. Two sips in and my body exits the chat like it’s allergic to joy.

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MERLYN MATHIAS

Truth-slinger. Word snob.
Chaos whisperer.
I don’t sugarcoat —
I serve the whole damn lemon.
Fueled by caffeine, side-eyes, and
2 a.m. honesty.
Too honest? Too bad.

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Recent Posts

  • Women’s Day Roast: Same Cigarette | Call Me Unfiltered
  • Vertical Gap in Relationships: Height vs Depth
  • Cronies Flying Monkeys Manipulation: The Playbook

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  • Mangii Gossip Diaries (9)
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  • Royal Furball Chronicles (2)
  • Unfiltered Letters (12)

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