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Migraine Burnout Is Real — And Self-Help Can Shove It
It’s the weekend. Apparently that means joy, brunch, and yoga for Instagram. For me? Migraine, sinus pressure, and unsolicited advice about ‘making the best of it.’ Spoiler: I didn’t. At this point, if life gives me lemons, I’m just going to lie down and let them hit me in the face. At least that might clear my sinuses.
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Mornings Are a Joke I Keep Telling Myself
This morning, I almost made it out of bed. But then the walker squeaked, the cousin got triggered, the cook forgot onions, and the universe pressed snooze on my sanity. Mornings? They're a running joke. And I keep telling it—loudly, silently, sarcastically.